Jokes about the accident!

1. I was lucky because I was the injured one. Otherwise I will be called ‘a bad teacher who fought for the ball with a student and made the student injured’.
2. The most horrible thing on Halloween was not ghosts, but a teacher bleeding and bleeding, and then running towards you.
3. In the future, you will see my face with five circles, just like the logo of Olympics!
4. We have one more example which shows choosing a beautiful girl or a handsome boy is not ideal, because now the world has one fewer ‘handsome’ boy after the accident. A ‘handsome’ boy can become ugly easily!